What gets the Valentine’s Day juices running faster than a romantic song?

Especially when it’s such a gusset dampener like this little number.

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Daddy Bear x

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of a beautiful little baby bear.

Click to listen to Electro Sex

Word.

Be patient children, our debut single is nigh. We have been sweating away like heavily pregnant women giving birth to baby bears, conceiving a disturbing yet ever so slightly compelling spawn that oozes liquid funk from it’s very pores. Only time will tell if the world is ready for this revolutionary masterpiece.

Despite this effort, we are not ones to rest on our collective laurel. Our new born creation Electro Sex will soon have siblings to play with - “You look hot(ter than a burn victim)” and “Disco Dancer”.

Ever the tease, we leave you with a taster of what is to come.

Your body’s moving like a sex crazed ninja
I’m feeling the passion and I wanna get in ya
the music’s turned down now the disco has ended
we need to make love like nature intended

Years in the making, hand crafted from raw chunks of electro funk, the new Daddy Bear website is here.

Kneel down and worship at the feet of the pioneers in 80’s homoerotic cheese funk rock.

Word to that.